No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Acid is not a monday night drug
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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