it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
she looked like the before picture.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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