How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize