I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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