That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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