You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
they need to just BURY HIM!
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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