I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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