HIV tests are more positive than that guy
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
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Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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