Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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