the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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