Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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