I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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