Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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