trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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