oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I had to cum in my sink.
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