Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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