I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is this the sara with the beer cane?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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