She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
she smelled like a LAN party
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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