I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I understand Curling. That high.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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