me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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