We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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