everyone is single if you try hard enough
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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