As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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