Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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