He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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