He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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