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  • Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 10, 10 at 12:33am

    And the forearm and elbows tired. Whew!!

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    Submitted by neighplay on Aug 10, 10 at 12:32am

    Amen

  • 92 76
    Submitted by mlkaye7 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:09pm

    I love absence. I also love a hard cock.

  • 87 76
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 10, 10 at 2:09pm

    Unless it makes the cock go wander.

  • 86 74
    Submitted by o_0 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:45pm

    Now that's a worthwhile T-shirt!

  • 64 61
    Submitted by JenBen on Aug 10, 10 at 4:44pm

    A text full of win.

  • 73 80
    Submitted by x6bliss9x on Aug 17, 10 at 2:54am

    My friend says this to me all the time, and I'm certain he didn't come up with it on his own.....which makes me wonder where this person heard it....

  • 68 73
    Submitted by nbhilliard on Aug 10, 10 at 9:35pm

    I had a

  • 69 75
    Submitted by codysgirl on Aug 10, 10 at 12:32am

    Haha. Unless he cheated..

    • 81 80
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:03am

      That’s "Out of sight out of mind."

      • 68 71
        Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 20, 10 at 12:22am

        Like your dick since age 3

  • 68 75
    Submitted by mike0006 on Aug 10, 10 at 12:50pm

    And the sex finishes quicker

  • 74 94
    Submitted by bacon_jizz on Aug 10, 10 at 12:29am

    Firsty

  • 68 85
    Submitted by awesomesaucechk on Aug 10, 10 at 6:39pm

    So true

  • 67 87
    Submitted by redstrip2010 on Aug 10, 10 at 2:11am

    Priceless

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    Submitted by highestof5s on Nov 27, 11 at 9:22pm

    This really should go down in a book somewhere.

  • 61 84
    Submitted by purplepoop7 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:40am

    Turtles have opinions too!