Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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