i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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