Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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