Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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