STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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