Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
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we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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