I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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