hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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