I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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