My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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