Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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