dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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