My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
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I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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