Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  Let's get naked and see who's stronger.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): Let's get naked and see who's stronger. http://tfl.nu/4286
  Replies (8) Good night (1651) Bad night (405) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (256): View more from Alabama

  As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (256): As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right. http://tfl.nu/ax5o
  Replies (6) Good night (4797) Bad night (534) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (808): View more from Hawaii

  guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (808): guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina http://tfl.nu/joff
  Replies (17) Good night (680) Bad night (4468) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold. http://tfl.nu/55cb
  Replies (14) Good night (5778) Bad night (737) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted

  (1-215): View more from Pennsylvania

  how much adderall did you take today?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted (1-215): how much adderall did you take today? http://tfl.nu/wkg3
  Replies (14) Good night (5198) Bad night (984) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (606): View more from Kentucky

  Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (606): Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes. http://tfl.nu/z8mg
  Replies (23) Good night (3510) Bad night (1954) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (251): View more from Alabama

  I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (251): I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost http://tfl.nu/fd0l
  Replies (5) Good night (3637) Bad night (825) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (401): No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point. http://tfl.nu/wyuo
  Replies (15) Good night (4440) Bad night (997) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (928): View more from Arizona

  Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (928): Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night. http://tfl.nu/fjny
  Replies (10) Good night (987) Bad night (2757) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading http://tfl.nu/eqt2
  Replies (8) Good night (2025) Bad night (734)
• Favorite

  (801): View more from Utah

  He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (801): He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex. http://tfl.nu/rz6s
  Replies (12) Good night (4061) Bad night (784) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (949): View more from California

  Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (949): Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive. http://tfl.nu/to91
  Replies (15) Good night (2036) Bad night (1236) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (226): View more from Ontario

  I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (226): I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules. http://tfl.nu/1b9q
  Replies (3) Good night (957) Bad night (356) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (979): View more from Texas

  Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other

  (1-979): View more from Texas

  LOL its 11 am

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (979): Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other (1-979): LOL its 11 am http://tfl.nu/yfdw
  Replies (7) Good night (857) Bad night (208) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night. http://tfl.nu/smsc
  Replies (5) Good night (228) Bad night (538)

Randomize