he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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