There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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