Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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