We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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