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  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:13pm

    6:12 did you ever consider that that is exactly what the FUCK Guy wants, just to cause a disturbance?

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:34pm

    Does anybody really know what time it is? -The REAL FUCK Guy

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:11pm

    Thanks to a botched circumcision, I'm technically The Fuck Girl. -The FUCK Guy

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:25pm

    it does have something to do with last night. they are obviously hung over. the iced coffee and banana are aiding in curing the hang over. and the dumps are obviously drunk shits. therefore, i agree, life is good.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:19pm

    omg some people are really effed in the head... posting numbers on public sites. you and the people who actually call deserve to be slapped upside the head with a wrench.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:24pm

    Where does the sphincter end and the anus begin? - The FUCK Guy

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:18am

    1:07 that actually is genuinely funny

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:57pm

    go fuck yourself fuck guy. you have cost me about 2 min. of my life in scrolling time. they should block your IP address from posting on here.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:27am

    whats sadder? that the site hasnt been updated in fucking forever or the fact that ive been on this site so much today that i know it hasnt been updated

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:03pm

    dude.... sounds EXACTLY like my morning.

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:28am

    this site needs a new moderator to make sure stupid texts like this dont make it and so re-re's like the fuck guy and shit girl dont do stupid copy and paste crap all the time.p.s.the first! shit has gotta stop too

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:36pm

    TFLN needs to UPDATE

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:20am

    haha I fucking love the fuck guy, shit girl find your own site!!

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:13pm

    I knew my life was over when I realized I'd never get diddled by MJ. This is my only outlet. - The FUCK Guy

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:12pm

    I love how everyones burning the fuck guy -wants to fuck the fuck guy

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:09pm

    I keep my mom's taxidermied corpse in the kitchen and talk to her whenever I need to feel loved. - The FUCK Guy

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:14pm

    WHATEVER FOOLS. it feels hella good to take a nice, unscented, firm, cooperative dump. and if you wipe and there aint even a mark after? holy fuck it can make someones day.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:21pm

    8:14 phone number or you're a d-bag guy who has no life

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:18pm

    You are all fucking stupid.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:13pm

    AHHHHHHH DON'T LOOK AT ME!!! - The FUCK Guy

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:04pm

    2nd 5:52 - as douched out as that 5:41 guy is, I'm pretty sure "The FUCK guy" is the king of douche on TFLN.

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:00pm

    this guy is mentally challenged.. TFLN either needs to do something about it or they're going to lose popularity.. block that fucking IP address

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:32pm

    I'm going to take that as a yes.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:22pm

    what the fuck is going on !!! fuck all the copy past enthusiasts, lets get back to bashing each other and starting random pointless arguments with ignorant fools about sex and drugs!!!! where is the world headed :(

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:02pm

    1st 5:52 I was thinkin' the coffee actually because a bit of caffeine before a workout (especially cardio) is good for endurance. I keeps me a little stash of iced coffee in the fridge for just such an occasion.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:52pm

    5:41 is without a doubt the biggest loser on this site. Please, swallow a herione balloon and then eat a nice meal.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:20pm

    My hangover remedy is S^3. Shit, Shower, Shave.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:32pm

    this shit is not even close to funny

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:17pm

    OMG STOP IT GUYS. SRS. - The FUCK Guy

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:12pm

    Has nothing to do with last night. Also, really not even that funny. If I got that from a friend, I'd prob just ignore.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:18am

    y o u r c o m m e n t s w e r e n o t p o s t e d a n u n k n o w n e r r o r h a s o c c u r r e d fuck you tfln

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:35pm

    Am I the only person who doesn't like to poop? seriously...

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:28pm

    SHIT girl, will you marry me?

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:07am

    Why do they put "Anonymous said..." before every ones post if every one is anonymous?

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:01pm

    Shit, iced coffee is fucking rank.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:20am

    actually 1:18 it's not. everyone IS anonymous regardless of the fact that it applies to everyone. therefore there is nothing incorrect with the use of anonymous

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:12pm

    Haha silly 6:09 and 6:11, that's not the real FUCK Guy... I think it's time to write a freestyle, to the beat of The Real Slim Shady of course

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:06pm

    I chew on my pubic hairs to stave off hunger. -The FUCK Guy

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:41pm

    ok where to start first who gives a fuck if your first on a anonymous site? and why can't you fucking yawn inspiring fuck bags at least post something as well? your just as lame as who every sent this fucking text, as in how exciting must your life be to tell your friends i had an iced coffee an banana and took 2 shits, your all boring as fuck and should do the world a favor and just die. please delete self now.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:25pm

    Does it matter when you can just look into the anus and see the throat? - The FUCK Guy

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:42pm

    I think I have tendonitis from scrolling

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:11pm

    his voicemail name voice SUCKS.

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:00pm

    EVERYBODY, CALL 330-261-6301 HIS NAME IS JOE POTKANOWICZ (pronounced pot-kan-o-witz) if u dont believe me, call and listen to his voicemail if he doesnt pick up.. just fuck with him.. please

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:11pm

    Seriously, FUCK GUY is fucking annoying. What are you? 8? And in response to the post, I don't think the iced coffee or banana are for work-out or hangover. I think it was to poop. Considering both coffee and bananas are diuretics. Just like eatinga shit-load of fiber or laxatives.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:35pm

    6:34: Does anybody really care?

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:31am

    Coffee and Banana's make you shit. Maybe they're trying to lose weight.

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:14pm

    hey guys.. im horny, female. this site gets me off.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:32pm

    When you make sweet love to your lab-spaniel mix, and you're not there to videotape it, did you really make love? - The FUCK Guy

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:27pm

    Alright 6:25, I'm just having some fun at the expense of all the tightwads on this site, but really, you're just downright disturbing. Love, -The REAL FUCK Guy

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:53am

    it would be better if one of those two dumps was on my chest

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:40am

    UNKNOWN ERROR NEEDS TO DIE.

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:34pm

    6:20PM douchnozzel, new favorite word.

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:35pm

    "Daddy, what did you do in your free time as a kid?" "Well, dear, I went on anonymous websites and copy-pasted large amounts of profanity. They called me 'The Fuck Guy.' " "You suck, dad."

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:15pm

    6:12PM is me. - The FUCK Guy

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:11pm

    Have you ever had the batteries leak and explode while you're ramming your vibrator mercilessly into your ass? It's sure is FUCKING ANNOYING. - The FUCK Guy

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:14pm

    i don't like the fuck guy. - the fuck guy

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:05am

    if this is what qualifies as a good day in your life you should probably just give up...

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:32pm

    6:32 post a time of the post to which you're referring, that way you don't look like a dumb douche bag

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:53am

    5:41, you seem awfully emotionally invested in something that is really as little of importance as I care to think of. Calm down man. Perhaps skip the TFLN that you don't think is funny and go to the next. It will probably make you laugh a little more and fix that sour mood of yours.

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:53am

    is this shit still the first tfln?

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:59pm

    Text 808-756-8309 His name is Nate Mess with him pretty please:)

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:05pm

    :D:D:D:D:D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):):):):):):):)

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:18pm

    6:17 Is obviously not the FUCK Guy, as I use much more proper speech than that jibberish. That's the contradiction about me, you see, I speak properly yet I cause trouble for everyone like an idiot -The REAL FUCK Guy

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:16pm

    Nope, I'm the FUCK Guy -6:12(2) AKA the REAL FUCK Guy

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:19pm

    eww anonymous slut.

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:57pm

    Dear TFLN, If this reply thread doesn't make you rethink enabling replies, I don't know what will.

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:47pm

    I wish your mom would have swallowed! - The FUCK Guy's Dad

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:52pm

    5:43 - The banana maybe, but iced coffee isn't exactly an exercise drink. Both are good for hangovers; only one is good for a workout.

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:43pm

    5:41 god DAMN you make me so happy to be me. I mean... wow. Oh and iced coffee + banana doesn't really seem to be hangover cures 5:25, that sounds more like workout fuel to me or something.

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:05pm

    wow. 11:00 what did he do that made you want to post his number on a public website?

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:40pm

    This wasn't funny, more intriguing than anything else.

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:25pm

    two dumps in the morning is good

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:29pm

    what is wrong with you people? I hope TFLN blocks all of you.

  • 35 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:00am

    WHY DOES MY PERIOD SMELL LIKE FISH

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:20pm

    6:18 is a douchenozzle. Like I'd really have to stoop to the waspy speech impediment that is perfect grammar. Errr.... shit. - The FUCK Guy

  • 33 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:31pm

    The REAL SHIT Girl smells. -The REAL FUCK Guy

  • 24 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:47pm

    i don't understand why people want to share stories about taking a shit, or hear about it. who talks about this stuff??

  • 32 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:32pm

    Doesn't anyone have friends anymore?

  • 31 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:58pm

    I miss the good old days where people called eachother whores and talked about screwing midgets..