how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I currently don't understand fingers.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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