he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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