he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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