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  • 59 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:42pm
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    aw baby. this happens to the best of us.

    • 30 35
      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 8, 10 at 7:41pm
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      No it doesn't, the best of us can Solid Snake that shit. I'd purposely leave a window of hers unlocked.

  • 51 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:24pm
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    this defintely happened to me once...except i was just waiting for my friend to wake up

  • 49 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:42am
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    rhode islsnddddddddddd

  • 46 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:03pm
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    amanda, is this you??

  • 45 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:37pm
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    Um...the branches are bending, and I think your mom just got in the shower...dad's drinking coffee...I guess I'll go home now...

  • 49 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:20pm
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    HAHAHAHAHA I totally did the same thing to my girlfriend

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:31pm
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    lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooo! omfg. hahahahahahahahahah

  • 40 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:15pm
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    hahahaha dude, should've saved yourself at least a little pride...just really that desperate though, eh? haha SUCKS. ...shits weak man

  • 45 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 5:46pm
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    haha i did that to some guy the other morning

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:41pm
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    go the fuck home. bitch.

  • 45 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:58pm
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    woww definitely me.... fml

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:19pm
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    your name wouldn't happen to be opi would it?? bahaha.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:10am
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    hahahahahahahaahahhaha sad little fucker

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:45pm
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    DUDE! toottally sounds like my ex girldriend... yet she would prob try climbing in my window, or just sit outside my door. Stalker

  • 41 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:50am
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    wait i read this a lot differently i though it meant "let me in" as in "fcuk her"

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:55am
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    for sure happened to me before. i was livid

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 5:53pm
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    honestly, i went on dates with the guy and told him i was all set. the skeezer followed me home from a bar and waited outside my door ahahaha. i went to sleep and woke up to that text

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 3:44am
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A LOSER. How does he live with himself like this?

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:23pm
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    im not amanda or sarah, but the fact that this has clearly happened to more than one woman is pathetic haha

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:38pm
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    Is this text about steph falcone of Cranston?! Lmao!

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:56am
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    good idea, idiot. probably a girl or some bitch-man