So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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